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Apr. 15th, 2008 @ 03:58 pm The end of the world (again)
I originally started this journal to write about science and eschatology, so here's a nice doomsday-ish post for you:

I'm always harping on the dangers of asteroids, but I think a lot of people don't understand the risks involved. So let's engage in a little Gedankenexperiment:

Let's say you hopped in a rocket ship and traveled into empty space, away from any other planets, the equivalent of the distance from the Earth to the moon--about 384,000 km. Then you stop your rocket ship, and just let it fall back to the Earth, the way a ball falls to the ground.

When the rocket "lands" on Earth, the Earth will absorb the kinetic energy of the rocket. Let's simplify things and assume the rocket doesn't heat up and blow up in the atmosphere (like the Tunguska Event and that the Earth doesn't act like a big fluffy mattress and harmlessly absorb most of the impact. In this case, the energy of the explosion caused by the rocket hitting the earth will be equal to the kinetic energy of the rocket, or 1/2 X the mass of the rocket X the rocket's velocity squared (1/2*mv^2).

We can calculate what the rocket's velocity is when it hits earth, or even easier we can just calculate its potential energy at the point where it starts to fall, which will convert 100% to kinetic energy by the time of impact. The potential energy equals mass X acceleration due to gravity X distance from the earth (mgh). g is 9.8, and h is about 384,000,000 meters. We'll leave the mass variable for now, so the energy of the impact will be m*9.8*384,000,000, or 3.7x10^9 times the mass of the rocket.

The unit of the energy is in joules, but let's translate it into something more familiar. One ton of TNT yields 4.184x10^9 joules. As you can see already, if the rocket only weighs one kilogram, you're looking at an explosion equivalent to almost a ton of TNT. The bomb dropped on Hiroshima had a yield of about fifteen thousand tons of TNT.

Now let's say, instead of a rocket ship, you're sitting on a piece of space debris similar to an asteroid, except in this case it's got a really tiny orbit (Most asteroids orbit the sun at a distance greater than Earth, so they'll have a lot more energy. This is just a hypothetic example remember). Most asteroids are made primarily out of iron, which has a density of 5.5 grams/cubic centimeter or 5500 kilograms/cubic meter. But we'll be optimistic and assume this is a rockier asteroid with a density of 3000 kilograms/cubic meter.

So let's say the space debris is on cubic meter in volume--about the size of like a Geo Metro. That rock will hit earth with an impact of 3000 X 3.7x10^9 joules, or the equivalent of about 2600 tons of TNT--probably enough to level a city block. NASA's Near Earth Object Program considers an object with a diameter of less than 50 meters to be relatively harmless. If our hypothetical space rock were a sphere with a diameter of 50 meters, its volume would be 1962.5 cubic meters so its mass would be 5887500 kg. The energy of its impact would be five million tons of TNT, or a handful of modern atomic weapons. I don't know much about the conditions that cause nuclear winter so I can't say for sure that it will happen, but an impact that big would probably be capable of wiping a European country off the EArth, at least.

Will an impact like this happen any time soon? Who knows! Space is a big place, and we can't even see all the objects that are around us. But it's happened plenty of times before.
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Mar. 4th, 2008 @ 09:09 am long time no--
I'm realizing why I don't really make an effort to post on lptj on days when I don't really have time to dick around on the internet. Now if only I never had time to dick around on the internet....

Hi! I'm still here. How are you?
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Dec. 26th, 2007 @ 06:11 pm weird
Current Music: pink reason
I was looking for a passage in Infinite Jest, so I flipped it open, and out of the 1079 pages I managed to land on exactly the right one. Creepy, eh?

The passage in question was more just a Latin quote: Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est.
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Dec. 12th, 2007 @ 01:01 pm I was talking to peachy peach about kissy kiss
Current Location: slumsville
Current Music: I GOT A BROKEN FACE (can you guess how many songs I wrote this entry in?)
The other day I listened to Surfer Rosa because, I dunno, I felt compelled to. Today, thanks to LPTJ, had me thinking about what an awesome album it is, and now I'm listening to it again. I guess I'm kind of past the point where I have a favorite album because I've found that every time I pick one I find another one I like better a month later. But fer serious, it really doesn't get much better than Surfer Rosa.

I used to write political things here, and it's not that I don't care anymore, just that... well I don't really care. Like the whole waterboarding thing. I had stuff to say about that, but between the thousands of other internet voices saying things about waterboarding and the fact that neither I nor anybody who reads this is being waterboarded nor is likely to be waterboarded at any point in the future--and really I suppose you could probably conceive of a situation in which your or I would be waterboarded, but I'm sure the both of us have actual problems that take significant priority over that--who gives a fuck? I'd rather talk about how awesome Surfer Rosa is because that is more likely to affect your life.
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Dec. 10th, 2007 @ 12:22 pm Why I love David Foster Wallace
'Get your urine here!' Pemulis and Trevor Axford become quarterly urine vendors; they wear those papery oval caps ballpark-vendors wear; they spend three months collecting and stashing the urine of sub-ten-year-old players, warm pale innocent childish urine that's produced in needly little streams and the only G/M scan it couldn't pass would be like an Ovaltine scan or something

I lolled pretty fucking hard at that last partn. DFW has a great sense of humor in that it is non-central and non-intrusive; Infinite Jest is highly recommended.
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Dec. 10th, 2007 @ 01:35 am (no subject)
Meme from [info]reject. Go to wikipedia and click on random article. This is your band name. Click it again, and that's the album name. Click it again for song titles. I agree with Jeb that 11 is the perfect number, though 10 and 12 are also acceptable.

Mule, Norway Cecil F. White

1 953 Painleva
2 Robert Pintenat
3 Canon PowerShot S
4 Ordinary People: Our Story
5 Arthur Hill (actor)
6 Southern Power District
7 Gertrud von Komburg
8 Erastus Snow
9 Boletus
10 Tapotement
11 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (video game)

This is definitely a hardcore band in the vein of At the Drive-In. I think I would like to make these songs but as with everything else musical I'm all talk no play.
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Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 04:08 pm they're like dinners
The "recent entries" button should be "recent entrées" instead.
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Oct. 17th, 2007 @ 04:03 pm Work
Current Location: garyville
Today was my first day of real work. Monday and Tuesday I had orientation and paperwork and safety bullshit. Today I worked all they. They started me off doing brakes. Woo!

Everyone there has really expensive toolboxes and really expensive tools. I feel sort of out of place with my little toolbox and shitty, inadequate tools. Although I noticed that most of the drawers of peoples' toolboxes are filled with paper and crap rather than tools, so I should be ok I guess. Come April they'll give me money to buy some better tools. I've still got to pick some up today though, because I really don't have enough. I don't like this. I don't have money to be spending on tools.

I realized I have poor upper back posture, which is why my back always hurts so much. I made a point today to keep my upper back straight, and now it hurts from that.

Work is pretty good. Almost the exact same thing as Shuttle except the shop is bigger, and I'm getting paid twice as much. So, good on that. This week I'm working 6-230, then I get a four day weekend, then I start my regular 10-hour night shift, 1030pm-9am. Woo!

Nothing else I guess.
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Oct. 8th, 2007 @ 03:43 pm (no subject)
I have been away from the internets!

I'm on the library at the University now because Comcast is an asshole and our cable modem doesn't work or something. My account for the computers still works. I've still got my ID so I can ride the bus for free. I plan to steal as much as I can from the University as long as I can get away from it.

Our apartment is very nice! The whole complex was recently renovated, so everything is new. The first couple days our A/C didn't work but we're being reimbursed for the days they didn't fix it, which is cool.

Writing in LJ is boring. I haven't realy done anything exciting lately. I read a few books. I started carrying around an attaché case. I made a budget.

I start work on the 15th. I will finally have health care again! I imagine I'm just festering with diseases from never going to the doctor. Also I haven't been to a dentist in like four years. I'm surprised my teeth are still in.

Um.

That's about it for now.
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Sep. 27th, 2007 @ 12:23 am Faulkner
Current Music: Modest Mouse, Sad Sappy Sucker
Three years ago I never would have thought William Faulkner would be one of my favorite authors. His name was one I avoided out of principle, without even knowing what he was all about. I have fucked up principles.

Reading Absalom, Absalom! in Professor Wyatt's class turned me around on Faulkner, to the point where, when I was in New Orleans in December, I felt compelled to visit the bookstore in the apartment where he once lived. While browsing the shelves, an older couple came in and asked to see all the Wallace Stevens books they had. The man was looking for a Wallace Stevens poem he had stuck in his head. I asked him if he knew any lines and he told "Call the roller of big cigars." After a few seconds scanning a table of contents, I realized the poem he was looking for was "The Emperor of Ice Cream".

I suppose Wallace Stevens is a pretty well known-poet, but I find it more than coincidental that the reason I was able to place the line is because Professor Wyatt focused significantly on Stevens' poetry. As usual, I'm pretty sure there's more to all this, but I don't know what it is.
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Aug. 29th, 2007 @ 10:18 pm Stupid Romans
"We fulfill the demands of nature in a much better way than do you Roman women; for we consort openly with the best men, whereas you let yourselves be debauched in secret by the vilest."

-the wife of Argentocoxus to Livia Augusta
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Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 09:09 pm (no subject)
I need to learn his name and study him.

It.

Ham?

Ger?
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Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 09:02 pm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
My canines (fangs) are feeling sharper than usual today. It might be my vampire instincts kicking in. I'm feeling the bloodlust.

The time has come!

Look! A genderless ruffian!
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Aug. 26th, 2007 @ 10:38 pm up
It's pretty unreal how many people can't do chin-ups/pull-ups. I'm actually one of the only people I know who can do them. Whenever I feel out of shape I remind myself of this fact.
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Aug. 19th, 2007 @ 02:45 pm Intervyoooo
Three interviews in two days next week. One in Rockville, two in Secaucus. Am I supposed to wear a tie? A suit? Carry a briefcase? I don't know. I've never had an interview for a job I didn't already know I was going to get. I've got a good handshake at least.
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Aug. 7th, 2007 @ 10:54 am shredder!
The only good thing about living here is we have a paper shredder. I'm printing out sensitive documents just so I can shred them. This is fun!
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Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 08:12 pm north cacalacky
Current Music: get warmer
So I'm in North Carolina. I'll probably be here for a while. I don't know what I'm going to do here.

But it never seems to get warmer.
No matter how far south you go.
It'll get too hot in the summer
And the sweat'll soak right through your clothes.
And you'll feel self-conscious and awkward
And the feeling stays with you all day
Until you go and put on a new t-shirt and throw that old one away.


Yknow?

I'm going to try and fix my car. And organize my life. I'm more sure about the first than the second there.

The night before I left there was this drunken romp at the Kremlin. I will miss everyone so much. Also, everyone in maintenance got me a cake and a target gift card and a Jets beer cozy. I hope I haven't made a huge mistake.
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Aug. 1st, 2007 @ 05:42 pm Get Warmer
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Bomb the Music Industry!
I thought this was going to be a pretty awesome year for music, and so far it hasn't been bad, but not quite awesome.

Now it is awesome.

Bomb the Music Industry!'s new album, Get Warmer, is the first record I've listened to this year that made me want to instantly listen again when it was over. The first that made me want to get up and dance. The first to deliver the goods on every single track. Now it's quite possible that I just haven't listened to my other music hard enough, but nothing has shouted at me quite as hard as this album. I mean I'm just listening to it while I'm cleaning my room and I love it. I've yet to spend some good quality time with it.

This time around, they've more or less ditched the cheesy synthesizers in favor of real instruments. I'm almost always in favor of cheap diy sounds, but in this case it's a big improvement. Also, it's not quite as ska-ish. Still plenty of horns for people who like them, but it's quite possible to enjoy this album even if you loathe ska. The vocals have improved a lot, with more harmonizing and more refined shouting (if that makes sense). Also there's Wurlitzer!

It's hard to write this entry because I'm listening to the album right now and it keeps distracting me. Go listen! Goddam, you don't even have to pay for it! Just click here! It's not like you have to do anything besides click and listen to the best album you've heard all year.

OK I'll stop being all ranty now.

Goddam, no I won't. I keep trying to check myself, pull back and say, "well maybe I'm just starved for something good, this album isn't that great," but I'd be lying.

The main dude's name is Jeff, and he relocated to Athens, Georgia for the record. A direct comparison isn't really appropriate but that's what I'm thinking right now.
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Jul. 29th, 2007 @ 08:56 pm we were merely freshmen
A lot of the internet is kind of sophomoric.
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Jul. 25th, 2007 @ 04:12 pm Too little too late
On a whim a few weeks ago I applied for a job at Ride-On. I didn't really meet the experience requirements but they do have the Shuttle connection over there.

Today I got a call from them. I called back and left a message. I mean they probably won't want to hire me anyway, but it woulda been nice if they'd gotten to me before I'd decided to leave here forever.

In a similar vein, today I also received confirmation that a person I cared very very much about never really cared for me half as much, but I'm pretty stupid for not knowing that anyway. Having known that a long time ago would probably also have had ramifications in the larger scheme of things, though I'm not sure what exactly.
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